youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
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What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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