you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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