I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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