THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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