ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
you're hired as official boob wrangler
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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