she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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