he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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