brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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