Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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