im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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