Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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