its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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