if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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