Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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