I want to stick my p in your. b.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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