I hate your face
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
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Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
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