At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Randomize
