She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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