we made out on top of his cat.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
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I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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