Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He did a backflip because drugs
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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