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  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!

  (708): View more from Illinois

  read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy

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  (832): Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame! (708): read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy http://tfl.nu/7pn0
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  (732): View more from New Jersey

  she woke up with a sticky ear

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  (732): she woke up with a sticky ear http://tfl.nu/pkqo
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  (302): View more from Delaware

  I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain

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  (302): I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain http://tfl.nu/18xp
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  (847): View more from Illinois

  why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.

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  (847): why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair. http://tfl.nu/rhhz
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  (949): View more from California

  you made cement angels. it was a great sight.

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  (949): you made cement angels. it was a great sight. http://tfl.nu/etc6
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  (609): View more from New Jersey

  imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive

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  (609): imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive http://tfl.nu/r061
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  (804): View more from Virginia

  Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.

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  (804): Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning. http://tfl.nu/1rpm
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  (919): View more from North Carolina

  So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.

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  (919): So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee. http://tfl.nu/sup3
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  (225): View more from Louisiana

  I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.

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  (225): I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one. http://tfl.nu/gflz
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  (925): View more from California

  Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?

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  (925): Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm? http://tfl.nu/b5qs
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  (315): View more from New York

  I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer

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  (315): I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer http://tfl.nu/lerj
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  (704): View more from North Carolina

  she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER

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  (704): she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER http://tfl.nu/3kwv
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  (615): View more from Tennessee

  I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.

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  (615): I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit. http://tfl.nu/izdb
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  (479): View more from Arkansas

  Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?

  (1-479): View more from Arkansas

  You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.

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  (479): Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him? (1-479): You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring. http://tfl.nu/rmw0
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  (828): View more from North Carolina

  I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??

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  (828): I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers?? http://tfl.nu/qrxs
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