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  Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.

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• (845): View more from New York

  just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you

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• (716): View more from New York

  It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Let's get weird.

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  It's 10 am...

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  I'm assuming that means you're not busy...

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• (619): View more from California

  This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I think he fucked my hip out of place.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile

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