Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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