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• (248): View more from Michigan

  ya dads aren't the best wingmen

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• (347): View more from New York

  tell your sister to shave her snatch

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families

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  That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.

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• (408): View more from California

  his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (631): View more from New York

  Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.

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  I love your life.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.

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