dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile