i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm fucking your sister right now.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Dating After Heartbreak
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo