So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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