He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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