I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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