The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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