Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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