so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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