I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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