It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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