So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
