Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
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worst night to have a conscience
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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