There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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