Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
3 2 1 whiskey
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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