She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
it's like iHOP with fire
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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