please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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