Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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