is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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