mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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