I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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