I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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