Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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