I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
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Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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