HIV tests are more positive than that guy
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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