i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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