He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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