hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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