Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
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After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.