Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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