Me too!
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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