Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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