yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize
