I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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