Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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