You really coming over, don't trick.
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he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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